A Time Saver for Lottery Players

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Acknowledging that "Someone's going to win," but overwhelmingly the odds are that it won't be you, and that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, I have come up with a new technique for lottery players that will save them, and anyone who has to wait in line watching them lose, a lot of time.
Here's how it works:
1. Drive to the gas station, convenience store, etc.
2. Take a $5 bill in the palm of your hand.  5-$1 bill will work, but a single bill is easier, and this is all about convenience.
3. Enter the gas station, convenience store, etc.
4. Walk up and slap your money down on the counter by the cashier.
5. Leave.
Voilas!  Once you've arrived at the place, the whole process doesn't need to take more than a minute.  You don't have to wait in line and no one has to wait in line behind you.
This is also a great way to avoid those delayed losses.  You know where you win $10 and now have to spend that much more time losing the money you just "won."
And for anyone who wants to save even more time, I'll be glad to send you a packet of SASE so you can simply mail me your $5 each week.  How about that!  You can play the lottery in the convenience of your own home.  I won't even fuss about receiving cash in the mail.


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