2005-08-15

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With our fantasy draft just around the corner, we here at the Louisville Politically-Correct Mascots organization are fired up. It's going to be a great season. We'll start running down some thoughts on draft strategy in the next couple of days. But first some notes from around the office.

'Scots fans have been lining up for season tickets since last night when rumors surrounding our hiring of a pep band began to circulate. Well, let me just put those rumors to rest ... and replace them with the facts! It's true. We've retained the services of the Village People to entertain our fans at all Louisville Politically-Correct Mascot home games.

Also, while it is difficult to keep up with the between quarters and commercial break entertainment that other teams feature, we think we've come up with something that may just have fans waiting until play resumes to head to the bathrooms. I won't give you the full skinny, but to whet your appetite, let's just say that it may involve a Manatee!

Today I signed the N.O. to T.O. pledge, vowing not to draft Terrel Owens at all, no matter how desperate I may be for a receiver. There is no T-O in this team!

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